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    Whiskey's For Closers

    Whiskey's For Closers

    If you've ever worked in sales, you're very familiar with the phrase "Coffee's for closers!". Coined by Alec Baldwin in the iconic movie, Glengarry Glen Ross, that phrase has become a living mantra for anyone fighting to close the deal. Enjoy.

    In a perfect world, coffee may be enough of a reward for a job well done, but let's face it, we don't live in a perfect world. Thankfully, there's whiskey. The ultimate symbol of celebration, achievement, and mastery. When was the last time you celebrated a massive achievement by toasting lattes? Yeah, we don't remember either. That's why we've updated this phrase for modern times. Now, put that coffee down and pick that whiskey up. You're a closer, and you deserve it.

    These unisex crew tees are made from a lightweight poly-cotton blend and made to last as long as your career. Pick one up here and remember your ABC's - Always be Closing!

    Tea Towels are now available!

    These new kitchen towels are so awesome - trust us. Made by Towel & Home, these 22x38 inch eco-friendly flour sack towels are the perfect addition to your kitchen. When it's time to clean up, these are easy. They are lint free, 100% cotton, and machine washable.

    Now available in Whisk-Key, Heart Drop, Turducken, and The Streets of DTR for $10! These are the perfect Mother's Day gift!

     

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