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    The Porch — soft tees

    The Squirrel with No Name

    The Squirrel with No Name

    "I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it." - The Man with No Name

     

    One look at how badass and awesome The Man with No Name is and you'll see why we wanted to pay him homage with one of our designs. This epic character, brought to life by Clint Eastwood, was the inspiration for our design, The Squirrel with No name.

    We landed on the squirrel idea because living in The City of Oaks, not a day passes that we don't encounter one every day. Bringing together our favorite place to live with our favorite trilogy of movies. It was perfect. The decision to put him on a dog came about because we couldn't put the squirrel on a horse, the size ration was way off and how awesome is the idea of your neighborhood squirrel taking the reigns of man's best friend?!

     Just like all of our tees and tanks these shirts are made from an ultrasoft polycotton blend. Currently, we offer this design in Men's Tees, Women's V-Neck Tees, and Women's Tanks.  

    Shop the entire collection now on PorchFly.com!!

    Meat Pyramid

    Meat Pyramid

    It should be no surprise to anyone in North Carolina that we are in the heat of summer. While it's pretty awful when it comes to the temperatures, summer does mean one thing here in the south. Massive amounts of cookouts. And that in itself was inspiration enough for us to make our Meat Pyramid tees and tanks.

    We wanted to make a design that would serve as an ode to all the meat lovers out there. Those of you who, like us, love a good cookout with good friends, good food, and good drinks. So here's to you, carnivores! May you ever be in search of the next tasty meal.

    The best thing about these tees and tanks is that they're made from an ultra soft lightweight polycotton blend that will carry you through the warmest weather, the best of cookouts, and the longest of summer nights. 

    Get your The Meat Pyramid in Men's Tee, Women's Tanks, Onesies, and Kid's Tees.

     

     

    Whiskey Business

    Whiskey Business

    Let’s review what we’ve covered so far. We are Porch Fly and among many other things, we really enjoy classic movies and good whiskey. Whiskey Business is one of our newer designs that merges those two interest.

    It's probably a safe bet that almost everyone has heard of Risky Business and/or seen the famous underwear dance scene.  It has always been a favorite movie of ours and we wanted to create a design that paid due respect to this classic movie. We thought through different design ideas for a while and one night the idea just hit us. Whiskey Business.

    The tricky part with this particular design was playing around with different techniques to really make the design pop on the shirt and give it that iconic neon look.  Ultimately, it all came together and tees and tanks aside, it allowed us to make the official Whiskey Business video!

    Big thanks to Portico Pictures for helping to make this a reality!

    Like all of our tees, these are made of the softest polycotton you’ll ever get your hands on. We offer this design in men’s tees, women’s tees, and women’s tanks. Check out the entire Whiskey Business collection here!

    The Gods Cry Whiskey

    The Gods Cry Whiskey

    Anyone that knows us knows that we love whiskey. If you walked into our homes right now there’s a 99.9% chance you’ll find some. It is, as they say, the nectar of the gods. And it may not come as a surprise, but the inspiration for The Gods Cry Whiskey design came about one night while we were kicking it on the porch, drinking whiskey.

    That night, shortly after topping off our glasses with a little Stagg Jr., it began to rain. As it sometimes does, some of the rain fell into our freshly poured glasses. While we thought this would have ruined our drinks, it turns that little splash of rainwater helped to bring out the best flavors in the bourbon and made it even better than before.

    It was this series of events that inspired The Gods Cry Whiskey design.  The double face you see in the design is the god, Janus. And the tears are, you guessed it, whiskey drops! This tee is homage to our beverage of choice.

    Photo Credit: Devolve Moto

    Made from a lightweight, ultra-soft polycotton material, this tee has a more tailored fit. We offer The Gods Cry Whiskey in Men’s Tees size XS-XXL. Get yours today!

    Sun Goddess

    Sun Goddess

     

    Summer is 100% one of the best seasons. The days are longer, the nights are more fun, your friends somehow seem more awesome, and the bourbon tastes a little better! That’s one of the reasons we created our new Sun Goddess design.

    It all started with a design of a girl that we had done awhile back but weren’t exactly sure how we wanted to use it, so we held on to it. Fast-forward to one night, drinking bourbon, rewatching all time classic movie, Karate Kid. The scene comes where he is practicing his kicks with this epic sunset as the backdrop (check out the first part of the video below to see what we mean) and we thought about how dope it would be to add that same look to the design of the girl. So we did. But it still felt incomplete.

     


    It wasn’t until we were messing around with the Endless Summer movie poster one day that it clicked for us what our design was missing. The feeling of summer nostalgia. The bright colors and pixelated images reminded us of our summers past and that’s exactly what we needed to top off this design. The rest is pretty much screen printing history!

    Our Sun Goddess tee is an ode to the beauty and replenishing powers of the summer sun. Made of the softest poly cotton blend you’ll ever get your hands on, we offer this design in men’s tees, women’s tees and women’s tanks. Get yours today!