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    The Porch — whiskey

    Whiskey's For Closers

    Whiskey's For Closers

    If you've ever worked in sales, you're very familiar with the phrase "Coffee's for closers!". Coined by Alec Baldwin in the iconic movie, Glengarry Glen Ross, that phrase has become a living mantra for anyone fighting to close the deal. Enjoy.

    In a perfect world, coffee may be enough of a reward for a job well done, but let's face it, we don't live in a perfect world. Thankfully, there's whiskey. The ultimate symbol of celebration, achievement, and mastery. When was the last time you celebrated a massive achievement by toasting lattes? Yeah, we don't remember either. That's why we've updated this phrase for modern times. Now, put that coffee down and pick that whiskey up. You're a closer, and you deserve it.

    These unisex crew tees are made from a lightweight poly-cotton blend and made to last as long as your career. Pick one up here and remember your ABC's - Always be Closing!

    Whiskey Business

    Whiskey Business

    Let’s review what we’ve covered so far. We are Porch Fly and among many other things, we really enjoy classic movies and good whiskey. Whiskey Business is one of our newer designs that merges those two interest.

    It's probably a safe bet that almost everyone has heard of Risky Business and/or seen the famous underwear dance scene.  It has always been a favorite movie of ours and we wanted to create a design that paid due respect to this classic movie. We thought through different design ideas for a while and one night the idea just hit us. Whiskey Business.

    The tricky part with this particular design was playing around with different techniques to really make the design pop on the shirt and give it that iconic neon look.  Ultimately, it all came together and tees and tanks aside, it allowed us to make the official Whiskey Business video!

    Big thanks to Portico Pictures for helping to make this a reality!

    Like all of our tees, these are made of the softest polycotton you’ll ever get your hands on. We offer this design in men’s tees, women’s tees, and women’s tanks. Check out the entire Whiskey Business collection here!

    The Gods Cry Whiskey

    The Gods Cry Whiskey

    Anyone that knows us knows that we love whiskey. If you walked into our homes right now there’s a 99.9% chance you’ll find some. It is, as they say, the nectar of the gods. And it may not come as a surprise, but the inspiration for The Gods Cry Whiskey design came about one night while we were kicking it on the porch, drinking whiskey.

    That night, shortly after topping off our glasses with a little Stagg Jr., it began to rain. As it sometimes does, some of the rain fell into our freshly poured glasses. While we thought this would have ruined our drinks, it turns that little splash of rainwater helped to bring out the best flavors in the bourbon and made it even better than before.

    It was this series of events that inspired The Gods Cry Whiskey design.  The double face you see in the design is the god, Janus. And the tears are, you guessed it, whiskey drops! This tee is homage to our beverage of choice.

    Photo Credit: Devolve Moto

    Made from a lightweight, ultra-soft polycotton material, this tee has a more tailored fit. We offer The Gods Cry Whiskey in Men’s Tees size XS-XXL. Get yours today!

    Tea Towels are now available!

    These new kitchen towels are so awesome - trust us. Made by Towel & Home, these 22x38 inch eco-friendly flour sack towels are the perfect addition to your kitchen. When it's time to clean up, these are easy. They are lint free, 100% cotton, and machine washable.

    Now available in Whisk-Key, Heart Drop, Turducken, and The Streets of DTR for $10! These are the perfect Mother's Day gift!

     

    Thanks for stopping by the Porch,

     

    Porch Fly

     

     

     

    The Porch Fly Clothing Scoutmob Shoppe is up!

    Porch Fly is now a featured brand on Shoppe by Scoutmob! We're honored to be a part of this community of so many talented independent artists and we can't wait for the chance to share our ideas and brand with more people.  Featured designs include the Raleigh Streetcar, Vacant Birdcage, Whisk-Key, American Skyline, and Record Bike tees and tanks.

    Check out the shoppe at http://scoutmob.com/a/porch-fly-clothing and let us know what you think! 

     

    -Josh